"Hey, any ho's out here?"

Yeah but Gandhi didn't have to ride the Victoria line at rush hour.

True. But lower that stat and alot of people just wouldn't get laid.

I might, if you were real.

Wow, Gok Wan got laser eye surgery?

..Hmm,fellow heckler - fair point but I think this is the AFTER photo.

Hmmm...lady, looks like you ended up with the replacement bus service.

Jeez, are we that fat?

DOG: I wish my master wasn't such an idiot.

..I understand what you mean, but it's still a bit frightening.

WOMAN: This is all well and good, but all I did was ask for the time.

Efficient cars, fine. But you could saved yourself alot of space on this poster though.

I think I know where you're going with this.

MEANWHILE AT THE RESTAURANT: ..Where's my f**king fish?

..Stop it. I've got a heart condition (courtesy of DIGIHECKLER)

BLOKE:..the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side! I know, f**king hilarious!

SKINLESS MAN: Hurry! I'm still alive.

LOVE THEM OR HATE THEM... or sideways... KIND OF INDIFFERENT.

Doesn't this happen by itself anyway?

"For some reason we're always a couple of minutes early or late."

WOMAN: "I don't even know this man."

ECSELLANT

"Great minds don't think alike...lighten up! (It seems sometimes ads heckle each other.)

Phew! Even silhouettes can work up a sweat.

It's not designed to cover a thick skin...FOR THAT, WE HAVE HATS.

don't make fun of my st-st-stutter.

..uh I dunno give money?

..OR WAIT FOR GOLD ION TECHNOLOGY FOR PLATINUM STANDARD PROTECTION.

THERE ARE SOME COUNTRIES THAT NUTURE THE SOUL...and then print photographs of men enjoying tea onto a really huge sheet blowing out of a plastic box.

..because before our journey times were really untidy and hairy.

F**K YOU

..Piers Brosnan has changed his name to Daniel Craig? Did they get married or something?

..omigod that was a real gorilla!

Wow, you're right...your nose looks fantastic.

..really? That's quite a stunning observation you've go there.

Ahh...anti obesity campaign Change 4 Life, supported by those well-known champions of healthy eating, Cadbury's, Mars and Coca Cola