Which is handy, as my idea is starting an envelope business.

Be Broadband. Be kinda racist.

Excuse me sir. Which way for the porn please?

I want a drink for people who want to DO LESS.

Best Use of SORE LOSER

...with a bit of retouching skill, anyone/thing can.

Whoa. That woman is amazing with that brush.

Good Sheet.

I dunno why...but looks like you're going to try and tell me anyway.

...certainly not these people.

I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING...she needs to have a sex change operation.

Hmmm...a product that heckles itself

IMPORTANT MEETING? Feel like you've just been tasered with Lucozade Alert.

So easy, you can use it in your sleep.