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...JUST NOT ON THIS OCCASION.

2011-12-16T02:21:00.000-08:00

Fashion is how Cat shows she cares...WOW SHE MUST CARE ALOT.

2011-09-30T01:25:00.000-07:00

Surely this should be STAY WARM WITH A HOT WATER BOTTLE.

2011-09-07T13:45:00.000-07:00

...read copy from top to bottom and sound like native american in old 50's cowboy and indian film.

2011-07-21T09:09:00.000-07:00

...for the ones you can't get in digital formats, you need a big bag, like really big.

2011-07-21T09:06:00.000-07:00

...But he may get in trouble for reading an email from his wife.

2011-07-12T02:38:00.000-07:00

View the Alps...LIKE A GIANT.

2011-06-02T03:59:00.000-07:00

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON (Yes. Maybe too much.)

2011-06-02T03:51:00.000-07:00

...PHEW! YOU HAVE SAVED ME SO MUCH READING.

2011-05-11T09:22:00.000-07:00

Luckily for Guinness - the Nigerian Rugby team didn't qualify for the six nations

2011-03-22T02:22:00.000-07:00

Which is handy, as my idea is starting an envelope business.

2010-11-16T10:17:00.000-08:00

Be Broadband. Be kinda racist.

2010-09-27T16:07:00.001-07:00

Excuse me sir. Which way for the porn please?

2010-09-01T15:45:00.000-07:00

I want a drink for people who want to DO LESS.

2010-09-01T15:44:00.000-07:00

Best Use of SORE LOSER

2010-06-30T05:22:00.000-07:00

...with a bit of retouching skill, anyone/thing can.

2010-06-14T06:37:00.002-07:00

Whoa. That woman is amazing with that brush.

2010-06-03T10:00:00.000-07:00

Good Sheet.

2010-06-02T10:31:00.000-07:00

I dunno why...but looks like you're going to try and tell me anyway.

2010-04-17T11:37:00.000-07:00

...certainly not these people.

2010-04-02T11:14:00.000-07:00

I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING...she needs to have a sex change operation.

2010-03-29T10:30:00.000-07:00

Hmmm...a product that heckles itself

2010-03-23T13:48:00.001-07:00

IMPORTANT MEETING? Feel like you've just been tasered with Lucozade Alert.

2010-03-21T13:13:00.000-07:00

So easy, you can use it in your sleep.

2010-01-15T06:20:00.000-08:00

"Hey, any ho's out here?"

2009-12-26T03:39:00.000-08:00

Yeah but Gandhi didn't have to ride the Victoria line at rush hour.

2009-11-08T01:28:00.000-08:00

True. But lower that stat and alot of people just wouldn't get laid.

2009-11-08T01:24:00.000-08:00

I might, if you were real.

2009-10-30T09:15:00.000-07:00

Wow, Gok Wan got laser eye surgery?

2009-10-26T07:59:00.000-07:00

..Hmm,fellow heckler - fair point but I think this is the AFTER photo.

2009-10-24T15:12:00.000-07:00

Hmmm...lady, looks like you ended up with the replacement bus service.

2009-09-19T15:03:00.000-07:00

Jeez, are we that fat?

2009-09-05T10:16:00.000-07:00

DOG: I wish my master wasn't such an idiot.

2009-08-23T10:04:00.000-07:00

..I understand what you mean, but it's still a bit frightening.

2009-08-19T09:51:00.000-07:00

WOMAN: This is all well and good, but all I did was ask for the time.

2009-07-29T11:13:00.000-07:00

Efficient cars, fine. But you could saved yourself alot of space on this poster though.

2009-07-18T11:26:00.000-07:00

I think I know where you're going with this.

2009-07-18T11:24:00.000-07:00

MEANWHILE AT THE RESTAURANT: ..Where's my f**king fish?

2009-07-08T02:04:00.000-07:00

..Stop it. I've got a heart condition (courtesy of DIGIHECKLER)

2009-07-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

BLOKE:..the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side! I know, f**king hilarious!

2009-07-03T03:55:00.000-07:00

SKINLESS MAN: Hurry! I'm still alive.

2009-06-27T05:30:00.000-07:00

LOVE THEM OR HATE THEM... or sideways... KIND OF INDIFFERENT.

2009-06-24T14:13:00.000-07:00

Doesn't this happen by itself anyway?

2009-06-23T12:23:00.000-07:00

"For some reason we're always a couple of minutes early or late."

2009-06-23T12:18:00.000-07:00

WOMAN: "I don't even know this man."

2009-06-17T01:42:00.000-07:00

ECSELLANT

2009-06-01T12:34:00.000-07:00

"Great minds don't think alike...lighten up! (It seems sometimes ads heckle each other.)

2009-06-01T12:30:00.000-07:00

Phew! Even silhouettes can work up a sweat.

2009-06-01T12:26:00.000-07:00

It's not designed to cover a thick skin...FOR THAT, WE HAVE HATS.

2009-04-05T14:50:00.000-07:00

don't make fun of my st-st-stutter.

2009-04-05T14:46:00.000-07:00

..uh I dunno give money?

2009-04-05T14:45:00.000-07:00

..OR WAIT FOR GOLD ION TECHNOLOGY FOR PLATINUM STANDARD PROTECTION.

2009-03-24T17:00:00.000-07:00

THERE ARE SOME COUNTRIES THAT NUTURE THE SOUL...and then print photographs of men enjoying tea onto a really huge sheet blowing out of a plastic box.

2009-03-23T15:31:00.000-07:00

..because before our journey times were really untidy and hairy.

2009-03-13T06:17:00.000-07:00

F**K YOU

2009-02-22T04:31:00.000-08:00

..Piers Brosnan has changed his name to Daniel Craig? Did they get married or something?

2009-02-14T07:08:00.001-08:00

..omigod that was a real gorilla!

2009-02-04T09:33:00.000-08:00

Wow, you're right...your nose looks fantastic.

2009-01-29T13:46:00.001-08:00

..really? That's quite a stunning observation you've go there.

2009-01-29T13:44:00.000-08:00

Ahh...anti obesity campaign Change 4 Life, supported by those well-known champions of healthy eating, Cadbury's, Mars and Coca Cola

2009-01-23T02:20:00.000-08:00

The name is "Kiesewetter" but thanks for trying.

2008-12-13T06:54:00.000-08:00

...obviously not in a fight.

2008-11-02T04:54:00.000-08:00

...luckily those fingers weren't loaded.

2008-11-02T04:50:00.000-08:00

...not tasty? I reckon the bloke on the right disagrees..

2008-11-02T04:46:00.000-08:00

..or the budget to get a more east asian looking fat sumo guy.

2008-08-31T10:07:00.000-07:00

..it's not a crime to be muslim, just watch it if you're Brazilian.

2008-08-31T10:05:00.000-07:00

Will Smith, sponsored by ZOVIRAX

2008-06-29T05:10:00.000-07:00

(Bus side for Dolce & Gabbana) right on the banana

2008-06-10T12:57:00.000-07:00

"Or is it EAR WAX?"

2008-05-27T15:18:00.000-07:00

"PayPal. For chicks who wear white and blue lipstick."

2008-05-27T14:58:00.000-07:00

"That's the last time I try and wear my trousers higher than Simon Cowell."

2008-05-27T14:56:00.001-07:00

side effects include really big hand.

2008-05-27T14:54:00.000-07:00

ba ad

2008-05-27T14:52:00.000-07:00

welcome to adheckler

2008-05-27T09:51:00.000-07:00

My name is Rick Kiesewetter and this is an experiment. I've worked in advertising for the past 15 years. I've also spent the last 5 years working as a semi-pro stand-up comic in some very good clubs, but also in front of some really demanding audiences too. As a result, when I see ads - my first reaction is to heckle it.